On 26/09/2015 21:02, Bill Wright wrote:
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

A good service the disabled should be doing for the whole country is
getting rid of speedbumps. They're illegally discriminating against
the disabled. My Aunt has severe spine problems and can't go over
them at any speed.

Yes I know someone who has to take a long route to her mother's because
of that.

In Rotherham a common way to induce a birth is for the woman to stand up
in her boyfriend's van whilst he roars around the roadhump strewn
streets. This has been known to make the baby plop out.

(That was a joke by the way)

Bill

The pain caused by driving over speed bumps has been used to diagnose
appendicitis.

Obviously this is a technique for deciding whether to go to A&E or O&G.

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Rod