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Default Mormon kitchen sink (now banned drinks)

On 9/23/2015 10:53 PM, rbowman wrote:

https://www.lds.org/scriptures/dc-te.../89.9?lang=eng

"9 And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly."

Doctrine and Covenants 89.9

Old Joe, like a lot of people in the prophet business, couldn't come out
with a bullet list of what he was talking about, leaving others to fill
in the blanks. I believe according the the Lord High Mukketymucks 'hot
drinks' means tea and coffee, whether or not they're actually hot. Had
Joe known about Monster he would have banned it too.

So cold Jolt is okay, hot Jolt maybe not so much.


Actually Holy Joe is still heard, today, some would
say. About two or three years ago, the church banned
power drinks, and power shots. They did not list names,
but that would have to include five hour energy, Monster,
Red Bull, and I'd have to guess at the others.

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