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On 09/23/2015 07:46 AM, bob_villa wrote:
On Wednesday, September 23, 2015 at 7:53:35 AM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 9/23/2015 8:29 AM, bob_villa wrote:
On Wednesday, September 23, 2015 at 7:20:59 AM UTC-5, Stormin Mormon wrote:

You can see why I've put this off for twenty years.
Lot of work, and it's not complete yet.

Nice, a story without a conclusion?


Surprised to hear he had a tea kettle:

https://www.mormon.org/faq/law-of-health


He did say something about hot chocolate...but doesn't that have caffeine in it?


https://www.lds.org/scriptures/dc-te.../89.9?lang=eng

"9 And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly."

Doctrine and Covenants 89.9

Old Joe, like a lot of people in the prophet business, couldn't come out
with a bullet list of what he was talking about, leaving others to fill
in the blanks. I believe according the the Lord High Mukketymucks 'hot
drinks' means tea and coffee, whether or not they're actually hot. Had
Joe known about Monster he would have banned it too.

So cold Jolt is okay, hot Jolt maybe not so much.