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On Sat, 19 Sep 2015 17:41:28 -0400, Tekkie®
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Oren posted for all of us...



On Sat, 19 Sep 2015 09:02:45 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

Suicide is already against the law. Problem is, how do you convict the
person in a court of law?

Get Dr.Frankenstein to reanimate the body or put the coffin in a jail cell


Had a Psychologist once, teaching a _suicide prevention_ course. He
made a statement about a person with "a history of suicide"...! Oh
boy, I was off to the races with him. "How does a person have a
history of suicide?"


Is that like being a little pregnant? He should have said attempted but then
again he edumicated.


He almost turned purple when I raised my hand. This is the same guy,
****ed at his water company - refusing to pay his water bill.

I told him to could grow a garden in his toilet and raise plants. Many
Psychologist are not to bright. His girlfriend was freaky to.