On Sat, 19 Sep 2015 09:02:45 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

Suicide is already against the law. Problem is, how do you convict the
person in a court of law?

Get Dr.Frankenstein to reanimate the body or put the coffin in a jail cell

Had a Psychologist once, teaching a _suicide prevention_ course. He
made a statement about a person with "a history of suicide"...! Oh
boy, I was off to the races with him. "How does a person have a
history of suicide?"