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On 9/18/2015 9:09 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 18 Sep 2015 21:02:51 -0400, Stormin Mormon
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On 9/18/2015 8:40 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 18 Sep 2015 17:34:47 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

We need suicide control laws. Simply outlaw suicide and declare many areas to be "Suicide Free" zones. Require background checks for anyone wishing to commit suicide and make sure suicides are limited to only certain areas. We must impose a suicide tax to pay for cleaning up the mess after a suicide. Suicide is easy to control, just pass a law. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Suicide Monster

Suicide is already against the law. Problem is, how do you convict the
person in a court of law?


Posthumously, silly. Gee.


Yeah, but the dead man can appeal?


Sure, dead people vote. In Chicago, anyway.
Why not appeal?

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