Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote

Wouldn't it be cool if ParcelForce could tell you EXACTLY where your
parcel was?

Unlikely to help much watching it tour the local area
past every drop point before it gets to your place.

They have GPS in their vans don't they?

They'd be terminal ****wits if they don't.

Reporting back where they are all the
time tho is a different matter entirely.