"The Peeler" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 05 Sep 2015 16:45:27 -0700, The Rectum, the resident psychopath of
sci and scj and Usenet's famous sexual cripple, FAKING his time zone again,
farted:


Which happens when they get moist. Then I use that very absorbent power
to
keep 'em dry and tidy.

It really works great, too.

Any questions?

Keep 'em in a jar with the lid screwed on tight, KKKoloon. They won't
get moist. Hope this helps. LOLOK

You'd like to keep them locked tight in your hot wet mouth, you greedy old
****! LOL

--
P-Dub about The Rectum:
"The REVD doesn't have to be neutered. He already has no balls. No job.
No skills. No friends. No woman AND no balls. No wonder he's such a
'pleasant' fellow."
MID:

OH LOL!