On Sat, 05 Sep 2015 13:38:02 -0700, Don Y
wrote:

On 9/5/2015 1:27 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 05 Sep 2015 13:24:51 -0700, Don Y
wrote:

The scariest visit I had was when my cardiologist told me I'd have to
have an angiogram.

You've undoubtedly never been told to "turn your head and cough"! :

haha! Well, I've had other nightmares to endure worse than that
"hello?!?? Do *I* know you?!??" moment.

"Aren't you at least going to buy me DINNER, first??" :

It's not cheating if your spouse gets to watch.

No way I can think of a speculum as a sex toy!

Nor me, but I have witnessed digital intrusions with a finger by
medical staff to find secreted drugs hidden in cavities.