On 8/7/2015 7:14 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 8/6/2015 2:49 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
In the urban centers of Southern Africa, the
middle class Africans use lion blood to kill
weeds that pop up between the stones on their
patios. The natural insecticide isn't as widely
available as it once was because of dwindling
supplies which will now be cut off because of
new government regulations. The hapless home
owners are hunting for a supply of the
environmentally safe herbicide wherever they can
find it but may be forced to rely on illegal
foreign sources for the extremely effective
natural product. Foreign suppliers are complaining
that it's so difficult for them to get ahead. Ê•—žà¸´ì˜¤—Ÿà¸´Ê”

[8~{} Uncle Weed Monster


The middle class Africans might contact Lioned Parenthood,
and see what they charge for lion fetal tissue. Rich
in all the weed killing properties. Just give it a spin
in a Waring Blendor, and add a couple ice cubes. Good to
go. No sampling on the way to the sidewalk.


{{{gag}}}

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Maggie