On Tue, 21 Jul 2015 10:38:21 -0400, songbird
wrote:

blow the crud off the plates with compressed air before
loading the dishwasher.


songbird

Preacher visits a family of his congregation. Notices spots on his
dinner plate. The wife scoops it up and takes it to the back step.
Calls the dogs: Here Water, here Soap.

My dog is a garbage disposal and plate cleaner