On 7/20/2015 8:05 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 7/20/2015 1:44 AM, Muggles wrote:
On Sun, 19 Jul 2015 22:29:08 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
If you don't agree with someone of that ilk, you're a
racist, Nazi, bigot, baby seal clubbing, puppy
stomping, kitten juggling, polar bear roasting, climate
change denier, one percenter, hater, Tea Party
Republican. Did I leave any out? I'm sure I could fill
up a page if I really tried. ^_^


Kitten juggling? The claws would come out pretty quick. I wouldn't try
to juggle a kitten. If I did catch it, with my luck I'd catch it claws
first! LOL

I wish we could disagree without being disagreeable. I don't have
anything against Ashton even if we don't agree. I just like people and
it's our differences that make us interesting, I think, anyway.

Where did you learn to kitten juggle without getting scratched? lol.
That's real talent.


No worries, you just wear heavy gloves made of
puppy hide..... soaked in the oil from baby
seals, and kneaded to tenderness by Russian
orphans who were beaten regularly....


I don't have any of those items on hand! Darn it! I just have regular
baby oil... not the baby seal baby oil. I'm just not having any luck
with this kitten juggling thing.

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Maggie