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On Tuesday, June 2, 2015 at 8:34:18 PM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Tuesday, June 2, 2015 at 6:42:00 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:

You're still not thinking outside the box (room). It's not real positive to give him some more "nails" for his coffin. At least you must be an amusing room mate for him!


He's going to smoke anyway and he's not a two pack a day smoker. The two packs I got him may last him a few weeks. I do get in my wheelchair a few times a day and use my legs to propel myself up and down the hall saying hello to everyone. I see a lot of different people in the physical terrorism department when I go through there but tomorrow, according to the activities calendar for this month, I can get my nails done up real fancy in the morning and go to arts and crafts later on. There's also afternoon bingo then a cooking class. Sadly, the nekid dancing girls trip over their boobs. If I were forced to attend the gospel hour, I would find a way to commit suicide, perhaps chewing through my wrists? o_O

[8~{} Uncle Suicide Monster