On 5/18/2015 11:16 AM, rebel wrote:
On 5/18/2015 1:34 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I'm having a party at my place and I really don't want to see any
drugs but it's hard to have a party without a lot of coke heads
showing up. o_O

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[8~{} Uncle Coke Monster


I'm such a misfit. {{sulks}}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCTaccEkMI


A city fellow moved to Alaska, to be away from
people. He found a rural cabin where the nearest
neighbor was miles away.

About half a year later, there was a knock at the
door. Outside was a man who wa equally unsahaven,
and ragged and dirty as the former city dweller.

"I'm Lars, from about twenty miles up the road. I'm
your nearest neighbor."

So, by this time the new resident had been a bit lonely,
he didn't expect to feel lonely after all he had lived
in crowds, but it was rough to be totally away from
people.

"What brings you here, Lars?"

The unshaven old man told him he was having a wild party
that night, and the new guy was invited.

"What time?"

"About eight".

"Will there be drinking?"

"Yep, plenty of drinking."

"Fighting?"

"Yep, plenty of fighting."

"Wild sex?"

"Yep, lots and lots of wild sex."

"What should I wear?"

"Don't much matter, just gonna be the two of us."