On Thursday, 18 June 2015 20:30:26 UTC+1, michael adams wrote:
"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message
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Mrs Pounder Esquire has been smoking snouts for 53 years.
Three months ago she got one of those e-fag things. After two weeks she stopped smoking
it, she no longer needs a snout and would not bull**** me.
She gave the e-fag to me.
I have been a very heavy smoker for 45 years, and I LIKED it.
I've not had a snout for six weeks and do not want one. There is a pack of unopened
snouts in the house.
Shirley this must be worth a try?

If you smoke and want to give up then anything is worth a try.

Presumably if there's no tar or any other harmful by-products
then they must be an improvement.

The range of flavours seems a bit confusing though.
"A wide variety of flavours are available, including cherry,
vanilla, strawberry, chocolate & blueberry etc"
I've seen a kiosk in a shopping centre with bottles
containing maybe hundreds of flavours.

I gave up 30 years ago and never miss Virginia, from
smelling it in other people's smoke. But I used to smoke
a lot of Turkish, Abdullahs, Balkan Sobranies,
and cheapies made by a small London firm called Morris.
Nothing to do with William Morris. Now all forgotten.
Except the Sobranie brand name on upmarket Virginia.
If they ever came out with a really authentic Turkish -
flavour - then I'd certainly be tempted to take it up
again.


michael adams

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These Poles smoke filthy fags.
You can smell them coming miles away.#
Lotd of Poles round here.