On Wed, 11 Feb 2015 09:37:39 +0000, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 11/02/15 09:33, Bob Eager wrote:
On Wed, 11 Feb 2015 09:23:48 +0000, Dennis@home wrote:

On 11/02/2015 02:56, John Rumm wrote:
On 10/02/2015 11:17, wrote:
On Tue, 10 Feb 2015 11:06:21 +0000, John Rumm
wrote:


A mate of mine returned from an A&E conference (he was running the
AV systems for the event) with some tales... One that sticks in the
mind (and by the sounds of it elsewhere!) was how to get a pint
glass out of a rectum (length of rope with a knot in the end,

Jug or Sleeve ?

Sleeve / straight glass I assume - I expect the handle on the jug
might make getting it inserted in the first place!

(any glass shape that has a point where it narrows toward the exit
(e.g.
just after the bulge on a straight glass) will hold plaster and hence
the rope captive.



That thickness of plaster would get quite hot as it sets!

As the Beatles once said: "Happiness is a warm bum".


I think they got that from somewhere else.

They did. And they said so.


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