On Sun, 15 Feb 2015 13:16:05 -0500, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

The original post is from 2006. We had an update last year. The hinges
wore out and the door fell and killed his dog. Next time, he will use oil.

The update was in 2009, the door fell again and
killed his mother in law. He burried her in a
shoe box next to the dog.

Last week the garage door lentil beam broke, garage door rough opening
collapsed, dropped by four inches, and will not let the door operate.