My bandsaw SUCKS! I got the cheapest one... like $200. I should've spent
more because it's worthless....

oooo wait.... an idea just popped into my head.... I know how I'm gonna do
it now. I'm not using the bandsaw.... I make the handle, with the ball like
you said... then turn it around and put the handle in the chuck. Hollow out
the ball so it's sorta like a goblet, then use a dremmel or something to
split the goblet in half.

I'm going to waste soo much wood on this thing. I'm going to use something
cheap like oak.