On 12/18/2014 9:08 PM, Danny D. wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote, on Thu, 18 Dec 2014 09:38:18 -0500:

If nothing else, pull the dipstick and see
what the oil looks like.

That's a good idea. It looks good. I will check it in a few
months, and begin to change the oil more religiously.


Jewish: Your oil should last eight days. Thank you,
G-d for draining our old oil out of Egypt.
Catholic: Only a priest can add oil to your machine.
Jehovas Witness: We'll send two nice young men with
watchtower tracts to add oil for you.
Pentacostal: We'll have your machine oiled up, and
dancing in the aisles.
Quaker: We'll send a bearded man in a dark suit to
check and add Quaker State oil to your generator.
Mormon: Any worthy Melchizidek priesthood holder can
add as much oil as needed.
Muslim: We'll sell you more motor oil, but you will
later be required to convert to Islam.



--
..
Christopher A. Young
Learn about Jesus
www.lds.org
..