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Default Welcome back to the Dark Ages, and a Future of Stupidity !!!! (AKA - Incandescent Prohibition)

The era of incandescent light bulbs will soon be extinguished forever.
Beginning Jan. 1, 2015, 60-watt and 40-watt incandescent bulbs will
start to disappear from store shelves, returning us back to the Dark
Ages.

What these light bulb bans are doing is making our future generations
more stupid, due to a lack of light, and thus taking away our education.

Before the electric light, people were not very intelligent. Electric
lights allowed people to read books in the evening, after a hard days
work, and thus, our world became educated. This is why we saw so many
advancements in electronics, transportation, and even space travel
during the 20th century.

Several years ago, they banned the 100w incandescent bulbs, and reading
became more difficult. Next the 75w incan... bulb was banned, and
people had to curtail their bed time reading, or their eyes would hurt.
In 2015, the 60w and 40w incan.... bulbs will be banned, and we will
once again enter the dark ages, whereas the 25w and smaller bulbs will
barely exceed the illumination of the candles used in the past. Reading
will cease, and the minds of Americans will stop learning. We will once
again enter the age of stupidity, while eye doctors will become the most
demanded professionals. Yet, students in the optic medical profession
will fail their studies, not being able to do their homework after the
sun sets.

Welcome back to the Dark Ages, and a Future of Stupidity !!!!


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[Be sure to thank our elected officials in Washington, for turning out
the lights in America. (Incandescent Prohibition).
But be it known, that the people in China and other parts of the world
will still have light, and they will soon surpass American educational
levels and thus they will soon dominate the world, and control our
future].

In the meantime, Americans can begin their progression of moving back
into caves, illuminated by candles, while they herd flocks of sheep in
the moonlight, to furnish wool for their future Chinese leaders.