"ARW" wrote in message ...

Bugger me sideways with a baguette.

What daft **** sends a non english speaking apprentice over to the UK for a
couple of weeks foreign exchange experience? It said that he spoke fluent
English on the paperwork.

And it's a long time since I saw someone light a cig up in a customers
house.



There's an established procedure for this non communication. Speak LOUDLY
and SLOWLY to Johnny Foreigner

Andrew