"Tim Watts" wrote in message
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On 28/11/14 18:42, ARW wrote:
Bugger me sideways with a baguette.

I could have obliged 3 days ago - but I threw out the baguette that was
like an iron bar that I found in the back of a cupboard...


What daft **** sends a non english speaking apprentice over to the UK
for a couple of weeks foreign exchange experience? It said that he spoke
fluent English on the paperwork.

And it's a long time since I saw someone light a cig up in a customers
house.

Chinese?

(Based on the attitude to fags


Baguette is the clue.


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Adam