On Thursday, November 20, 2014 10:14:49 AM UTC-6, micky wrote:

You can lift a full or half-full trash can to put in the van, but you
can't, or don't like to, walk 1500' to roll it to the street?

Learn to like it. You can use the time to admire your property, Get
a walk-man to keep you company. If you can enjoy trolling here, you
can learn to enjoy the walk.

Are you off your meds...this doesn't sound like you?