On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 13:43:23 -0400, Frank
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 1:08 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 11:59:15 -0500, Unquestionably Confused
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 10:53 AM, Red Green wrote:
I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.


He also forgot to tell you that he had his nasty bits checked out by
three nurses who took turns shaving him.

P.S. we won't tell him WHY they needed three to take turns as that
would spoil it for him.

Oh stop. They were admiring a quality museum piece. The rumor got
around the nurse station so they need a peek


Reminds me of a favorite story:

Years ago I went into the hospital for surgery to remove a pulmonary
embolism and first thing they did was a right heart cath.
They shaved my groin but then went in through my neck.

My favorite story is right after the doctor had completed my vasectomy
and had the nurse escort me to the room next door. I was to lay on the
examining table for a period of time for the nurse to insure there was
no bleeding before they released me. My wife was already in that room
reading a book while she was waiting for me.

The nurse leaves and my wife and I chatted for awhile and she resumed
reading. After about 20 or 30 minutes the nurse came in to check on
me. She lifted the front of the paper gown I was wearing and said only
one word...

"Magnificent!"

At that point I turned my head to my wife and said only one word...

"See!"