On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 15:46:07 -0500, Gordon Shumway
wrote:

The nurse told me no "sex" for X number of days. I could go to
Pahrump, NV in another county, and a legal brothel. Would it **** my
bride off?

As far as the "no sex" goes, according to Hilary's husband, he claimed
eatin' ain't cheatin' and suckin' ain't ****in', at least he did for a
while. That still leaves many leisurely possibilities to choose from.

As far as it ****ing off your bride -- I won't tell her.

Want me to act like a politician :-|

What revenge did Hillary get on Bubba, did the victim wear a mask? A
double bag over his head? A bag for the neighbor in case he saw it?