On Mon, 22 Sep 2014 17:59:31 -0400, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

The best way is to put the wet clothes on and run around the
neighborhood until they dry.

Hi,
Don't need to run around. From 3rd story window, wave that wet clothes,
LOL!
Throw the clothes out the window. Go down, see
if they are dry. Repeat as necessary.

Hope I didn't read the OP incorrectly, but maybe he can post a photo
of the Oak trees and where he lives.

I've seen oak trees ~250 years old and none were 50' tall, if I
remember correctly.