On 9/12/2014 9:35 AM, hah wrote:
On 09/11/2014 09:06 AM, Danny D. wrote:

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I've never had even a fender bender in my life, the odds
are pretty good that I'm not going to get into an accident on my
way home from the gas station.

NEWS HEADLINE: MAN DRIVES HOME FROM GAS STATION, HAS NO FENDER
BENDER!!!! FILM AT 11!!


"So, Mr. D, we are here from news team 4, following
the story of the man who drove home and didn't have
a fender bender. Would you please state for our viewing
audience what it was like to get home, and not have
your car towed?"

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