On 09/11/2014 04:27 PM, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 11 Sep 2014 15:58:10 -0700, Todd wrote:

At least a nurse assistant asked if she could touch my "private
parts". I wrote a recognition report for her to be singled out for
bed-side manners.


Hi Oren,

I remember years ago when I had to go through that indignity.
When I groaned in pain, the doctor asked me why it hurt. I
said "Because you have your hand up my ass!". His response
was "Oh."

Beware of any doctor with the name Al-bend-ova.

I'm talking about the nurse that washed my dangling participles. She
was good and professional. Washed and cleaned me at the right moment,

Tell me they are not dangling in the toilet water, again?