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Oren[_2_] Oren[_2_] is offline
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On Mon, 08 Sep 2014 10:47:42 -0700, Todd wrote:

Makes me wonder what Todd has offered God, in exchange
for fixing the fridge? What was it, Todd? IIRC, you're
a serious Bible Christian.


Hi Stormin',

The Lord loves it when we pray for others. I presume he gets
a little tired of all those "Lord, I want a pastrami sandwich"
prayers.


LOL. I'm told I performed a "sidewalk miracle" one day. A guy was on
"strict bed rest" from the medical department. Given that, I did not
allow him to make a phone call. He threw down his crutches and
heading for the medical department. Called my wife, who worked there,
and said "I think this guy wants to go to work today! He's headed your
way."

Oh the memories (G) Another guy or a few got shots of sterile water in
the ass cheeks. They slept for at least eight hours.

You can't make this stuff up.