On 8/6/2014 10:00 AM, dadiOH wrote:
"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
Do Penguins believe in God? I heard they worship
Satan, and they are a cult. I've heard they club
baby seals to death, and use the blood to make
Matzos, as symbolic of transubstantiation of the
original Baby Seal, who died to make lamp oil for
all our sins and light unto our feet, to show us
the way to live in peace, as the dolphins said
in the book of Dolphinotomy. Wow, I'm going to
have to wash my hands in Holy Seal Blubber, and
throw a priest over my left shoulder for luck.

Do the throwing at midnight in a cemetery
for maximum benefit


You know, there is great wisdom in this list.
I do thank you for your efforts, brother infidel.

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