On 5/1/2014 11:03 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
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The Daring Dufas wrote:

On 5/1/2014 6:45 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
The Daring Dufas posted for all of us...

And I know how to SNIP

I try to consume one virgin a week. It helps with flexibility. ^_^


Wouldn't a space gymnast be better. Maybe she could tie you into
knots and then you would be a space knot!

I've had some girlfriends who were ballerinas but they walk funny. I
knew one cute gal who could scratch her nose with her big toe. ^_^

TDD

was she a labrador or a manx?

No, they were human dancers but my Rotthuahua, Sandy, can lick her butt
when she's not chasing squirrels. She's actually a Red Deer Head
Chihuahua who thinks she's a Rottweiler but at 11 pounds, the only part
of your body she could chew on, would be your pinky toe. ^_^

TDD