On Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:05:50 UTC+1, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
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Gazz wrote:

I don't recall when I last bought a newspaper.



I can, it was a couple of weeks ago, the mirror or the scum i think it

was,



didn't read it of course, wanted it to line the canaries breeding cage

floors with it, and for the purpose of being repeatedly shat upon,

tabloids are just right it seems



Must be an advantage living in London. You just pick up one of the many

free ones for that.

I had a liberal democrate flyer through the door last night now all I need is a per to **** on it :-) Unfortunalty my cats got better taste and uses a litter tray.