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Default Boo Who Westboro Baptist Kansas Fred Phelps is Dead

On 3/20/2014 10:07 PM, micky wrote:
On Thu, 20 Mar 2014 17:50:37 -0700 (PDT), Reverend Doctor Arthur Lee
Senior Esquire wrote:

Boo Who Westboro Baptist Kansas Fred Phelps is Dead

Annex Siberia.


Sara Palin has formed a corporation that intends to build a bridge from
Alaska to Siberia.

Then with the Alaska National Guard, the Alaska units of the U.S Army
Reserves, and the RCMP, she plans to establish a 100 mile square area in
Siberia that will be called Little America.


Why bother. You can walk across the Pacific to China on the fleet of
container ships.

The idea of a Little America is a good one though. It will be nice to
still have a little America somewhere when this side of the Pacific is
renamed Little Manchuria.

Would you like some fried rice with that order sir?

How about

Wash your hands after you creen my toiret yankee boy. Yankee boy?
Wonder if they will just shorten that down to Yink.

What goes around come around. They are looking for workers to build a
railway through a mountain range in Tibet.

Kewelies, a whole new job description.