On Tue, 28 Jan 2014 06:46:42 -0500, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

On 1/27/2014 7:27 PM, Jeff Wisnia wrote:

My pet pseudonym is Ominous Rumbling.

Most store clerk types don't notice it and say, "Thank you Mr. Rumbling."

And when asked for my month and day of birth at a pharmacy counter I
often answer, "February 30th. Many of those same folks don't see
anything curious about that either.

Jeff

Well, everyone knows February has only 31 days.
In western NY, people mispronounce that as
feb-YOU-ary. The same people who seldom look in
the rear view MEER when driving.

Did they leave their wallet in the top draw?