"Lawrence Wasserman" wrote in message
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In article . net,
Mike Marlow wrote:
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Oh bull! Everyone knows a fire extinguisher is not a single task device.
Hell - it can be used as an excellent rolling pin, and all of us know
that
it can also be called upon to act as a hammer in a pinch, when you simply
must drive that 16D through the cutting board to hold it in place, but
can't
run out to the garage for the claw hammer.

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Of couse the classic use for a CO2 extinguisher is as a "thermostat
security enclosure override device"



I'm really quite surprised, having expanded the topic to common usages of
CO2 fire extinguishers, that nobody has picked up on it's most common use.
Doesn't everybody use it to chase the wife around the house with short
little spurts? It raises foreplay to entire new levels. Note of caution -
do not let he point it at you. You think a cold shower has a profound
effect...

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-Mike-