"Richard" wrote:


Wipe *all* of the boards down with beer. Then it won't really
matter -- everything will look the
same in the end.
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That's the best idea yet, but you probably just gave Mike a heart
attack by suggesting someone use beer in that manor!
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Well, he could always drink it first...
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Pat & Mike had been friends for many years, but it was getting to be
time
for Mike to cash in his hand and move along.

As Mike was lying on his death bed, his old friend Pat at his side, he
asked
Mike, "Mike my old friend, is there anything I can do for you?"

Mike said, "Not in this life, but after I'm gone there is a bottle of
Irish in me
closet. Would you mind sprinkling it on me grave?"

Pat thought for a minute then asked,

"Would you mind if I run it thru my kidneys first?"

Lew