"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
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On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 21:51:07 -0800, Gunner Asch
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Also..anyone know of a place that sells fuel pumps for less than the
$235!!!!!! that Autozone wants for theirs? CarQuest is about the same

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Your first sentence was a question but it was ended with "!!!!!!"
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Question 1: What is the optimal amount of punctuation marks used to
end a sentence?

Answer 1: One. ALWAYS.


Question 2: What is the maximum amount of punctuation marks allowed
at the end of a sentence?

Answer 2: One. ALWAYS. This applies to exclamation points ! and
question marks ? equally.


Question 3: How smart does a person look when they load up on
punctuation marks at the end of sentences?

Answer 3: You really don't want to know that.


Thank you.

Your English Teacher.
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/Nitpick Of The Day

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Those are old, antiquated, obscure rules back from the days when punctuation
marks were is short supply, they don't grow on trees, you know. If you run
low on punctuation marks, just download documents and delete the punctuation
marks until you fill the computer back up with them.

RogerN