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Irreverent Maximus

On 12/20/2013 7:46 PM, wrote:

It's the only way you're going to keep bad things from happening to
them.

CHILDREN:

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children seldom misquote you.

In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your own.

We childproofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.