On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 15:26:20 -0500, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

That's neighborly of you, to call in gas leaks.

Heck. I called in a water meter leak at my house. The meter maid was
here to fix it two hours. (large woman) Turned out to be the
neighbor's meter leaking. She turned some tools, fixed it, and
everybody was happy, happy, happy.

It sounded like my water meter box when I called.