On Friday, 6 December 2013 20:48:11 UTC, Andy Burns wrote:

http://www.diy.com/nav/fix/tool-storage-workbenches/tool-belts-pouches/tool_belts___pouches

http://www.diy.com/nav/fix/tool-stor...Apron-11567531
Explains a lot.
£20 for a pair of small pockets that don't quite allow you to grab hold of anything inside them and even smaller ones on the outside of those; all of which would strain under the ample girth of any self respecting tradesman..

But even the skinny, long time unrespectable, **** artist would manage to break the flimsy polythene clip in no time.
The boy I spoke to was wearing one of those B+Q orange aprons, with decent enough pockets on. Where can I get an old fashioned pinafore?