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Stormin Mormon[_10_] Stormin Mormon[_10_] is offline
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Default I may attempt to murder a gopher ... I just might stoop to thatlevel (so help me God)

On 11/30/2013 12:25 AM, Todd wrote:
Dig out about a foot of their hole. Cram cat s-- down
the hole. Dried cat pee from the litter box works too.
Cover the hole back up. Felines are their mortal enemies.

-T


What? Real men don't have cats? Try this: "Excuse me kind
neighbor. Might I impose upon you for a steaming hot cup
of cat s---?" Should do the trick. :-D

-T

I am going to the bad hell for jokes like that. I just
know I am going to wind up playing golf for eternity
with Stormin' :'(


I've already used the word cat**** on Usenet,
so we'll have each other for company. Well, at
least I didn't use the A word, the B word, the
C word.... oh, wait, cat****. I'm doomed.


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