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Default I may attempt to murder a gopher ... I just might stoop to thatlevel (so help me God)

On 11/30/2013 12:10 AM, Danny D'Amico wrote:
On Sat, 30 Nov 2013 04:30:58 +0000, Doug Miller wrote:

a rat terrier for the gopher.


I'm done with creating noxious gases out of pool chemicals.
I'll try some dog poop in each hole tomorrow.
Then, I'll move on to flooding them out.
If that doesn't work, a road flare or two may smoke 'em out.
And, if that still doesn't work, I might move on to the exhaust
gas method; but that actually kills 'em, so, I prefer not to move
forward to traps which do kill 'em fer' sure.

At a hardware store, I did see a gadget, that allows
you to park a vehicle near the hole, and run exhaust
into the gopher hole. I figure it would either bug out
the other hole, or die in place and stink.

I tried one time to flood it out with the garden hose,
but 15 minutes or so, and no results I could tell.

Wonder if the actor Bill Murray makes house calls?
Hello, Mr. Groundhog, this is Mr. Squirrel, your
friend....

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