On Fri, 01 Nov 2013 21:36:41 -0400, Congoleum Breckenridge
wrote:

On 11/1/2013 9:29 PM, wrote:
My mother-in-law's head was chopped off today. Both her head and torso
appear to be in good condition, but I need to re-attach the head so she
can continue to bitch about me and my family. I'd prefer to leave it
off, but the wife insists we re-attach. What kind of screw, nail, or
glue should we use? I suggested using duct tape, but the wife dont want
the tape to show.

See if you can find a Sharkbite fitting the size of Her neck!

That's her problem; sharkbite.