On Fri, 01 Nov 2013 14:39:28 -0000, Roland Perry wrote:

In message , at 14:34:12 on Fri, 1 Nov 2013,
Gefreiter Krueger remarked:
The different one is like your phone bill, where your DD is different
every month depending on how many calls you make.

And my energy company, repeat ENERGY COMPANY, does that (as well as my
phone company; I pay the water company six monthly in arrears by
cheque).

Surely that gives you uneven payments, as most people get their salary every month.

I'm self employed. Most other outgoings vary from month to month, so why
is energy special?

Because two zeros then a triple is a big variation.

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