"Edwin Pawlowski" writes:

But what about hot dogs?

I don't relish the thought of the puns that will follow. I expect the
crowd will mustard replacements and try to catchup in the run-on
puns. Will they have to go to the Mayo clinic for surgery.
(pre-emptive strike.)


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