Leon wrote:

You should paint it pink and while the paint is still wet sprinkle
some sparkely glitter on it.

No women can resist that! ;~)

Ugh! No way buddy. She's no tom-boy and she's not "manly" in any respect,
but she's also nobody's fool. She'd spot that in a heartbeat. Trust me -
that's not a valid approach with my wife - and I'm happy of that.

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-Mike-