Phone call to mum.


- "Hi Mom, it's me."
- "Hi Sally, are you okay?I thought you were with your father at the Ace
Hardware store, looking for a drill."
- "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call,
and that's why I'm calling you."
- "Oh my god, what happened?"
- "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."
- "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
- "Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker.
Mom, I knocked the **** out of her!"