Oh yeah. In my best "Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton" voice: "I feel
your pain". :-)

I presume you've tried "Titebond II Extend"? I for one have been buying
more of that and less "Titebond II" lately. The new Titebond III ain't
bad either, and I'd probably buy more if Franklin wasn't so damn proud
of the stuff!

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