On Sat, 03 Aug 2013 17:51:33 +0100, dennis@home wrote:

There are rumours that if you know where to look, there are
shortcuts
that the staff use to get round more quickly.

There are in the Ikea near me.

I noticed them the last time I was in an Ikea.

Some one who must be obeyed suggested that a trip to Ikea would be
good idea, on BOXING DAY! After a 3 hr traffic queue to get in,
herded round the "you must look at everything" path, not buying
anything and a 2 hrs to get out of the car park even she agreed it
was not a "good idea".

This was at least thirteen years ago, we havn't been to Ikea since an
I think that was the last time she agreed one of her ideas was not
good.

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Cheers
Dave.