pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell wrote:

Run her through the Xerox machine, of course!

They have those at cocktail bars?


Sure, in the office.


Hmm, there's an interesting if geeky pickup line "Would you be
willing to come to my place for a quick sensor scan?"


A 'nerd' would have a portable scanner and not have to waste time
with cornball lines. ;-)